The Perfect Toilet Wet Wipe Alternative
One small spray bottle replaces 250 wet wipes — better for you and the planet.
- 100% Flushable & Biodegradable
- Turns toilet tissue into eco-friendly wipes
- No stickiness, no waste, just clean confidence
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About Hyssop Cleanse
We are health-conscious founders who created Hyssop Cleanse to bring a new standard of hygiene that’s better for people and the planet. Our mission is built on three pillars: cleansing, purity, and renewal values that inspire every product we make.
Our Solution
Daily hygiene shouldn’t come at the cost of your health or the environment. That’s why we designed eco-friendly wet wipe alternatives that are both plant-based and plastic-reducing. By pairing our spray with unbleached bamboo tissue, we give households a way to enjoy the convenience of wipes without the waste — safe for your skin, and kinder to the planet.
Giving Back
Hyssop Cleanse is more than just products it’s about making impact. With every purchase, we contribute to initiatives that support healthier living and environmental care, ensuring that your choice helps create a cleaner, more sustainable future.
Simple as 1, 2, 3.
No harsh chemicals. Just clean confidence.
Spray
Plant-powered cleansing mist
Wipe
Soft, flushable tissue
Flush
Eco-friendly disposal
Benefits
Good for You. Gentle on Earth.
Plant-based, toxin-free formula
Safe for sensitive skin
Eco-friendly, flushable materials
Premium hygiene without waste
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Problem
The Hyssop Cleanse Upgrade
A fresh spray + bamboo tissue bundle that transforms your bathroom routine
- Fresher than gel — no stickiness, just clean confidence.
- Cleaner than dry tissue — moisture unlocks hygiene.
- Safer than wipes — no waste, no guilt, flushable tissue.
- Unbleached bamboo tissue — gentle, premium, and eco-conscious.
- Portable 50ml spray — discreet, leak-proof, lasts longer.
Note: One bottle = ~250 wipes worth of use (at ~2 sprays per clean). That’s 10 packs of wipes replaced by one small bottle.
Why Choose Hyssop Cleanse?
- Clean that feels like a wipe, without the waste
- Bundle includes eco-friendly bamboo tissue — no extra step needed
- Plant-based & unbleached = skin-safe, planet-safe
- Lasts longer, saves money per clean (6p per use vs. 13p for wipes)
- Created by health-conscious founders who care about you & the planet
FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
Yes, Hyssop Cleanse is completely safe for plumbing and septic systems. It is made from biodegradable ingredients that won’t clog pipes or harm your septic tank.
Each bottle of Hyssop Cleanse typically provides around 250 uses, depending on the amount used per cleaning session.
No, Hyssop Cleanse does not contain any artificial fragrances or harsh chemicals. It is made with natural, non-toxic ingredients that are safe for your home and the environment.
Yes, it is safe to use on most toilet and bathroom surfaces, including ceramic, porcelain, tiles, and stainless steel. However, avoid using it on natural stone, unsealed wood, or surfaces that are sensitive to acidic or harsh cleaners. Always test on a small hidden area first.